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Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Lord God and King Omnipotent Reigneth



Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Illustrating the absurd...

"My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was £1,422 in 1968. That is – until this year, when he received a check for not rearing any.

If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not rearing 100?  I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about £240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000 pigs not reared in my second year, for which I should expect about £2.4 million from your department.

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Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000 tons of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don’t rear?

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In view of the above you will realise that I will be totally unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits.  I shall of course be voting for your party at the next general election. Yours faithfully, – Nigel Johnson-Hill"


Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Angry crowd forms to protest Global Warming


thx rd brewer


Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Christmas Wish List

What your favorite xangan wants this year:

the Tube-Snuggie™


Making it official




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